Piano Humour

What do you call a piano technician with a beeper and a cellular phone?

An optimist.

Son: Mom, when I grow up, I want to be a piano technician.

Mom: Make up your mind dear. You can't do both.

Why shouldn't you drive a nail with a tuning hammer?

You might damage the nail.

What's the difference between a piano and lawsuit?

The lawsuit makes no noise when the case is closed.

What is the least commonly used sentence in the English language?

Wow! Look at that piano technician's Porsche!

How do you get two piano technicians to tune in unison?

Ask one to stop.

What is A440?

The name of the highway that runs around Nashville.

Why do piano technicians leave their tuning tools on the dashboard of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped zone.

What do piano technicians use for birth control?

Their personalities.

What is the difference between a seamstress and a pianist?

The seamstress tucks up the frills.